Mr Blobby has made the sensational claim that he is the real father of Stranger Things star Millie Bobbie Brown and that her real name is, in fact, Millie Blobby Brown.
“I was a big star in the nineties. Huge,” explained Mr Blobby.
“But these things don’t last forever, and after Noel’s House Party was cancelled. I moved out to LA. There wasn’t a great deal of acting work out there due to my freakish and terrifying appearance, and my inability to say anything other than ‘blobby.’
“I stayed there until the early 2000s – working on a script and doing bartending work. It was around then that I fell into a relationship with a woman and we had a kid.
“Well, I had my problems with the drink and pills and we split up and I came back to Britain.”
It wasn’t until last year that he realised who his child was.
“I was watching Stranger Things and I noticed that Millie’s skin looked wrong. So, I looked closer and could see that she had some heavy make-up on and it covered up these huge yellow patches. The same yellow patches I have.
“I checked out IMDB and it was Millie Bobby Brown. Well, that was my kid’s name – Millicent Blobby Brown. Okay, so she shortened it and changed it to ‘Bobby’ but she was my daughter.”
Mr Blobby now wants to reconcile with Millie.
“I just want to be a part of her life, that’s all. I wasn’t the best father. What with being a giant clumsy pink bulbous oaf. But we’re family. We should be together.
“And if there’s anything on the next series of Stranger Things for someone who says ‘blobby’ a lot. I might be able to help out.”
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