Jennifer Lawrence WOWS in LBD made from twigs, mud and human hair

Jennifer Lawrence stunned onlookers when she arrived at the premiere of The Erotic Adventures of Sonic and Mario in a stunning black dress made from twigs, mud and human hair.

The daring look appeared to have been constructed by pressing the mud, twigs and hair to her body and then gently baking the dress in place to harden it and fix its shape.

It had been cleverly constructed to show off the Hunger Games star’s long, elegant kneecaps, and ample kidneys. On the left shoulder was an impressive detail of a small haddock hand-woven using hair from a child.

“I love what Jen did with that dress tonight,” said fashion blogger Hermione Buttock.

“The little black dress is a staple of every girl’s wardrobe, but she really gave a twist to the whole look with the mud, twigs, and hair thing she had going on. It was stylish, elegant, and should we face a complete environmental breakdown, you could see it being just the sort of thing for life in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.”

The daring new look has seen the High Street swing into action to produce affordable versions of the dress with H&M expected to have their take out in a matter of months, possibly using the cheaper dog hair instead of human hair and using clay instead of mud to avoid any potential mud shortages caused by international supply problems.

The dress had been constructed by current celebrity fave Adolf Lurpack who recently debuted a winter collection made entirely of molecules.