New James Bond film sees all James Bonds from across the multiverse face cross-reality threat to England

A new James Bond film will attempt to explain that the reason there are a variety of James Bonds is because they all exist across a James Bond multiverse.

“When Roger Moore replaced Sean Connery, that didn’t happen literally, it was merely a story about a James Bond in a different reality,” explained director Stewart James.

“Each James Bond exists in their own quantum universe.”

The new film sees Q discover the James Bond multiverse while trying to invent an egg-timer that can decapitate a horse.

“Q’s discovery of all the other James Bonds is the catalyst for the story,” continues James.

“A giant world-eating Ernst Blofeld has appeared in our universe and our own James Bond does his best to defeat it by having sex with a lady and then doing an amusing quip but, astonishingly, he fails.

“Q then contacts the other James Bonds from across the universe and we finally get to see the incredible spectacle of Sean Connery, Roger Moore, Timothy Dalton, Pierce Brosnan, Daniel Craig and the other one all come together as an epic team of alternate reality James Bonds to do battle.”

The different James Bonds use their special powers to all have sex with ladies and do amusing quips all at the same time to attempt to defeat the planet-sized Blofeld in what producers are confident is the most epic multi-James Bond fight ever put on screen.

The film will be followed by a new multiverse Dracula film in which the Gary Oldman, Christopher Lee and Bela Lugosi Draculas all team up to suck everyone’s blood and multiverse Robin Hood in which multiple Robin Hoods from across realities join together to battle a giant Sheriff of Nottingham From space.

A Jane Austin multiverse was considered that brought together all the different Jane Austin characters from all the different film versions of Jane Austin stories but there simply aren’t enough bonnets in the world.

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