Everything we know about Spider-Man: Brand New Day

Spider-Man: Brand New Day is due out next year and Marvel honcho Kevin Feige is keeping his cards close to his chest regarding details of the film. However, we have managed to glean some information. This is everything we know so far about Spider-Man: Brand New Day.

  • Tom Holland will play Spider-man, either a man made entirely of spiders or a spider made entirely of men.
  • It will be filmed using several cameras.
  • Jon Bernthal will co-star as The Punisher and his expected to have several scenes where he is completely naked beneath his costume.
  • The film’s theme tune will be My Friend The Wind by Demis Roussos.
  • Due to the way it is being filmed, the completed movie can only be watched using your eyes.
  • The ‘day’ of the title refers to a period of time lasting 24 hours.
  • The average human will complete at least 2 sudokus between now and the release of the film.
  • It is neither a remake nor sequel to the 1982 animated classic The Secret of Nimh.
  • The Spider-man character will be a member of the superhero team ‘The Four Jolly Superheroes’
  • The antagonist of the film will be a sentient, hyper-intelligent Rhododendron called ‘Barry the Rhododendron’
  • Marvel has a promotional agreement with a global slurry company to create a tie-in Spider-Man: Brand New Day promotional slurry that will accompany the release of the film.
  • The film’s release will be limited to cinemas on the Planet Earth

We’ll report further news, such as the film’s smell and how many fish are featured, as we receive it.

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