The Avengers

Wacky god steals a big jewel off Samuel L Jackson. As he’s not allowed to swear, Sam assembles a formidable superhero team of Angry Man, Power-Lady, Robot, and The Bash. They all bicker with each other amusingly until a massive special effect turns up in the end and they have to go and punch it in the face.

Trivia

The great English novelist Jane Eyre originally created The Avengers in 1874’s ‘The Avengers of Midsummer Green.’

Although never mentioned in the film, the Avengers favourite food is bacon.

Scarlett Johansson is played throughout the film by Dame Judi Dench.

Merchandise to promote the film included The Avengers lawnmowers, The Avengers MRI Scanners, The Avengers Cruise liner, and a foot-long vibrating Samuel L Jackson.

Bloopers

In several scenes Robert Downey Jnr’s Tony Starks refers to the team as ‘The Justice League of America,’ and calls Thor ‘Supes’

Quotes

The Hulk: Of all the gin joints in all the towns in the world, she walks into mine.

Captain America: Let’s go Avengering!

Details

Full name: The Avengers

Also known as: Come Here You Bloody Avengers

Duration: 143 minutes

Release: 2012

Mood: Cantankerous

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Starring

Chris Evans (Not that one)

Scarlett Johansson

Chris Hemsworth

Robert Downey Jnr

Mark Ruffalo

Samuel L Jackson

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