‘Everyone does hard sums’ – Weekend Film Guide 9th January

It’s the weekend! Time to abandon those absurdly optimistic New Year resolutions and slump on the sofa with the left-over Quality Street toffee pennies and enjoy these great films.

Saturday

Psycho Sony Movies Classic 21.00

Lady stays in motel with disastrous consequences.

The Big Short BBC2 23.30

Everyone does hard sums to prove rich bastards are bastards.

The Hangover ITV2 21.00

Horrible blokes go on a stag do and prove that there is something worse than going on a stag do, and that’s watching other people go on a stag do.

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Sunday

Dances with Wolves Sony Movies Classic 14.50

Kevin Costner gets his arse out and dances with a wolf. Kev got his arse out a lot in the nineties. Heady days.

Kill Bill: Vol 2 5* 00.10

Angry Uma Thuman kills everyone because she’s cross that this film isn’t as good as the first one.

The Rainmaker 5SELECT (What?) 21.00

Sexy, brilliant and idealistic young lawyer saves the day by being sexy, brilliant and idealistic. Coincidentally written by, get this, a lawyer.

Netflix Film of the Weekend

John Wick 3

Keanu’s still really cross about that dog.

 

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