Following Ed Sheeran recent cameo appearances in both Game of Thrones and The Simpsons coupled with his near dominance of television music shows over Christmas, it has now been officially announced that he will be appearing in every episode of every TV programme from now until the end of time.
He will first appear in episode six of McMafia as an anonymous looking bloke with a guitar, from that moment he will be in everything.
He will be in Mrs Brown’s Boys as an anonymous looking bloke with a guitar before appearing on Holby City as an anonymous looking bloke with a guitar, after which he can be seen on a BBC4 documentary about 14th century paper making that no one will watch.
“Well, people seem to like Ed Sheeran,” said a leading TV producer.
“After his success in Game of Thrones and The Simpsons, it just seemed sensible to put him in every TV show for ever more until the end of time.”
It is understood that television scientists are working on the technology to insert Ed Sheeran into every episode of television that’s ever been made in the past.
So, expect Dad’s Army to be enhanced by the addition to the platoon of an anonymous looking bloke with a guitar and Episode 4 of The Ascent Of Man to feature an anonymous looking bloke with a guitar just behind Jacob Bronowski as he discusses bronze-age belief systems in rural Somalia
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