It’s the weekend and it’s a glorious summer’s day, so close those curtains tight and fetch a big fan from Argos as you don’t want to be uncomfortable while you watch these great films.
Saturday
Memento BBC1 00.00
Backwards goes it because about excited gets everyone that nonsense B-movie overrated vastly.
Reservoir Dogs Dave 22.00
Men talk about Madonna then do crimes.
Local Hero Film4 11.00
Man tries to buy large bit of Scotland with hilarious consequences.
My favourite film, since you ask.
Sunday
Jurassic Park ITV2 18.25
Man unable to open what is clearly greatest theme park ever because stupid children can’t keep quiet.
First indication that raptors are smarter than people.
My second favourite film. A good weekend for me.
The Imitation Game Channel 4 23.00
Sherlock Holmes does serious acting seriously. Doesn’t win Oscar.
Secret Window Sony Movie Channel 15.15
Early indication that 90s hunk Johnny Depp may actually be a bit rubbish and cautionary tale for film executives who think any old cobblers Stephen King tosses off will make a good film.
New at the cinema this week
Midsommar
Couple have nice trip to the countryside and, I’m sure, larks and fun abound.
DVD of the week
Good Will Hunting
Matt Damon does hard sums while Ben Affleck looks confused.
Robin Williams won an Oscar for best beard.
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