It’s the weekend! Time to drink cheap cider until the pain stops and watch these great films.
Saturday
The Martian Film4 21.00
Matt Damon goes to Mars, grows some potatoes, comes home.
The Pink Panther Film4 16.35
Man mispronounces ‘monkey’ with hilarious consequences.
Robin Hood Sony Movies 21.00
Russell Crowe gives career-best performance as an Australian man utterly bemused by English accents.
Sunday
Kramer vs Kramer 5Select 11.55
Dustin Hoffman and Meryl Streep go to war to decide, once and for all, who has the right to call themselves Kramer.
Spoiler: Kramer wins.
Field of Dreams Sony Movies 14.45
Ghostly baseball players send farmer insane leading him to destroy his crops and leave his young family penniless, hungry and friends with a failed writer.
The Mechanic Sony Movies 21.00
Jason Statham sucks air through his teeth and goes on about a knackered carburettor until the baddies all go away.
Netflix Film of the Weekend
The Bourne Identity
Matt Damon forgets he’s Matt Damon and duffs up a load of foreigners with a magazine.
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