Weekend Film Guide 30th September

Film Guide 30th September

It’s the weekend! A perfect time to clean out your S&M dominatrix dungeon. So, when you’ve done that, treat yourself by watching these great films.

Saturday

Taxi Driver Sony Movie Channel 23.25

Angry man gets rubbish haircut so kills some people. A Jean-Claude Van Damme film with delusions of grandeur and a jazzy score.

The Big Lebowski Film4 1.05

Jeff Bridges wears big cardigan with hilarious consequences.

Despicable Me ITV2 15.55

Prequel to every meme ever.

Sunday

The Sixth Sense Sony Movie Channel 21.00

Everyone is a ghost except Bruce Willis and they play a mean trick on him.

Dirty Dancing 5* 21.00

Somebody puts Baby in the corner. Patrick Swayze gets cross.

Police Academy 3: Back In Training ITV4 19.20

Sequel to film that topped the 1992 BFI top 100 films of all time. True that is, I read it on the Internet somewhere.

At the Cinema

King Lear: National Theatre Live

Old man gets caught in storm. Blames daughters. Goes mad. Something about someone getting eyes cut out.

The Wife

The wife of a nobel prize winning novelist examines their relationship. You will never watch this film.

Can we please give Glenn Close an Oscar and let her get back to doing cool British zombie films.

DVD of the week

Halloween

Bloke wears Captain Kirk mask. Kills Jamie Lee Curtis’s babysitter mates for having sex.

Fact: the theme to Beverly Hills Cop is a speeded-up version of Halloween theme.

 

 

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