“Wait, those were the droids we’re looking for!” Stormtrooper wakes up at 2am in cold sweat

A stormtrooper who was on duty when the mysterious old man who lives in a cave came into town with some droids has woken up in a cold sweat at two in the morning.

“Oh man, those were totally the droids we were looking for,” exclaimed stormtrooper TK-9881, or Barry, as he prefers to be known, as he reached for the glass of water he kept by the side of his bed.

“Why did I say they weren’t the droids we were looking for? They definitely were, I can see it. Little dumpy droid and tall gay one. That was them. Those were the droids we were looking for. Darth Vader is going to be so pissed at me.”

Barry attempted to gather himself together and calm down.

“Okay, so, no one else knows I didn’t spot that they were the droids we were looking for so that’s good. How can I- I could say that Jeff did it? No, everyone knows I was on duty. I could say I had to go for a pee, and that’s why I didn’t see the droids that we were looking for. Yeah, even stormtroopers have to pee, don’t they? Not that you’d know it from the design of those suits.

“So, yeah. Darth Vader’s all like ‘did you see those droids we were looking for?’ and I’m just like ‘dude, no idea, I was in the bathroom. But, you know, bad though, if someone thought they weren’t the droids we were looking for.’

“Yeah, that’ll definitely work. I’ll be fine. I mean, I mean, they’re just droids. I’m sure nothing will come of it. It’s not like they’re going to bring down the Empire or anything.”