Review – Mamma Mia 2

Yeah, so a load of ladies go on holiday and have a big sing with James Bond.

Its going to be totally a laugh, but only if you dig ABBA songs which I, and don’t judge me, man, but I don’t dig.

I mean, you know, I used to, but then Tidy Ken just kept playing Winner Takes it All on the jukebox at the Splintered Foot for about a year and it broke me, man. It just broke me.

So, what I thought would be a, like, genius idea is to make different versions of Mamma Mia 2 with, you know, different tunes in.

So I dig Iron Maiden, so you could re-record the bits with ABBA songs to be, like, Number of the Beast, Run to the Hills and that. It’d be awesome and you know that Meryl Streep would totally be amazing at headbanging.

Then, right, if you’ve got people who dig Ice Cube then you re-record the ABBA bits with Eff the Police, It Was a Good Day, and Gangster Rap Made Me do It.

Actually, that could be totally awesome because then you’d get, like, Cher doing Smoke Some Weed which is totally a cover version everyone can get behind.

And obviously you’d have to do a Wurzels version because, come on man, it’s the Wurzels.

Screen Idle rating *** – Needs more Wurzels and Iron Maiden, man.