Resident Evil 4 Remake set for remake

CAPCOM are set to continue their successful run of Resident Evil remakes with the newly announced remake of Resident Evil 4 Remake called Resident Evil 4 Remake Remake.

The original remake of Resident Evil 4 was a huge hit in 2023, and producer Capcom clearly feel that a brand new remake of the game updated for modern consoles with modern gameplay mechanics could really capture people’s imagination.

“I think that people have a real nostalgia for the classic gameplay of a couple of years ago,” said Capcom executive Jeremy Money.

“So, a remake of Resident Evil 4 Remake could be a real hit.”

Mr Money had a bold vision of what the remake would look like.

“Well, essentially, we’re thinking that it’s the same game but with the word ‘remake’ on the box and a slightly higher price tag.

“We’ll also say that the music’s been remastered because no one really understands what that means.”

There will also be a Resident Evil 4 Remake Remake deluxe edition which features a code for a downloadable pair of trousers for Leon that are a slightly different shade of grey to the trousers in the standard version. 

There has been no price announced yet for the deluxe edition, but estimates range from ‘more’ to ‘quite a lot more.’

It is thought that CAPCOM are also planning a remake of Resident Evil 4 Remake Remake for the year after next, but they may just abandon that plan and instead go round to gamers’ houses and just simply steal their money while they’re asleep.