New sequel to Koker trilogy discovered that features man watching Koker trilogy

There was excitement amongst fans of gently comedic, humanist cinema at the announcement of a newly discovered sequel to the Koker trilogy made by Abbas Kiarostami several years before his death.

The trilogy is famously self-referencing with the first film about a boy trying to find his friend’s house, the second film featuring a quest to find an actor from the first film and the third film about a possibly love-affair between two actors in the second film.

The newly discovered film – ‘Light on my Face’ – is the story of a man going to the cinema on three successive weeks to watch each instalment in the Koker trilogy.

On the way to his local cinema, he meets with friends to enjoy some tea and enthuse about how good the Koker trilogy really is.

Interestingly, in amongst the notes found along with the film, Kiarostami sketches out idea for further films that would follow this new lost film.

‘Sitting quietly with some tea’ – would have been the fifth film, and would focus on a man in the café sitting quietly with some tea whilst a man on the other table enthuses about how good the Koker trilogy really is.

The sixth film would have been ‘Wondering where my father’s got to’ which would feature the son of the man in the previous film wondering where his father’s got to, as he was only meant to be popping out to borrow a book.

Finally, the seventh film was set to be called ‘I may as well go to the cinema then’ and would feature the son from the previous film going to the cinema to kill time while he waits for his father to come back and finding himself engrossed in ‘Where is the Friend’s House?’ – the first film in the Koker trilogy.

More people believe in the Marvel Universe than they do the Middle Ages, finds study

The Marvel Universe is now so prevalent in people’s lives that more people now believe in it than they do the Middle Ages, according to a new study.

Asked whether people believed that a wealthy industrialist in New York had made a hyper intelligent battle suit, 52%, answered ‘yes.’

Conversely, asked whether there was a time when juggling was a legitimate profession, only 32% answered in the affirmative.

“The findings from the study are absolutely fascinating,” confirmed Jeremy Rickman, Professor of History and Marvel comics at Oxford University.

“It is easy to scoff, but take the Incredible Hulk. For many people, it is not unreasonable to think that a cocktail of chemicals could turn a man into a horrifying rage-fuelled monster – one only has to look at Charlie Sheen.”

“But tell people there was a time when many British people could speak three or four languages and the idea seems so alien, so absurd that it’s not hard to understand why people don’t accept it.”

The ramifications of the study are no being discussed in the highest echelons.

Some people believe the study is a clear signpost that we need to improve the quality of medieval history taught in schools.

Whilst others believe the sensible course of action is to abandon the study of medieval history completely in favour of a comprehensive syllabus on the history and achievements of the Marvel Universe.