Fans of tough men hitting other tough men will be excited to learn that a new film about a tough man hitting other tough men is almost certainly in production right now.
The film, starring a man who could conceivably pass as a small truck, will most likely take place in a dusty town in the south of the US and will and feature a 90-minute guitar solo for the soundtrack.
The plot will likely consist of an unpleasant man with lots of unpleasant henchmen being unpleasant and a tough man hitting them all until they stop.
Whilst the lead character’s name is currently unknown, it almost certainly won’t be Walter or Jeremy.
“Hell yeah, that sounds kickass and awesome,” said practising monk and hitting men fan Dwayne Diesel
“Goddamn it if I want to be watching some dumb movie about people feeling things and talking, I want to see tough men hitting other tough men until they fall over.”
It is expected the film title will be called either Rampage, Berserk, Carnage, or Hitty Man.
If successful, it could spawn up to 13 sequels featuring the tough man hitting other, different tough men in a variety of different places.
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