New fantasy show courts controversy by not featuring topless women snogging

A new blockbuster fantasy show has proved controversial by not featuring any scenes of topless women snogging.

The show, The Spoon of Serendipity, has shocked everyone by just focusing on a nice story about a peasant girl who is given a magic spoon and has to take it to a wizard. Although she meets a curious elf along the way, at no point do the pair of them sensuously take off their tops and have a bit of a snog.

“I was pretty shocked, to be honest,” explained fantasy fan Stewart James.

“I mean, this is a big important new fantasy show. Not having topless women getting off with each other, I mean, it’s a bold move. I think, with a normal fantasy TV episode, most people expect maybe 50 minutes of plot, spells, orcs, and fighting and then 10 minutes of topless women snogging.

“On the whole, I think it’s probably a good idea. I watch fantasy shows for the exciting plots, great characters and impressive world building and, I haven’t checked, but I’m fairly confident that if I wanted to see topless women snogging, I’d probably be able to find that on the internet.”

Whilst Mr James is able to accept and even enjoy a fantasy TV show that doesn’t feature topless women snogging, we recognise that it’s not to everyone’s taste. So, if you are enjoying The Spoon of Serendipity but feel it is missing something, then here is a link to some topless women snogging.