Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige is leaving his position to take on the Beano Comics Universe.
The creative genius said, “I’ve done all there is to do with cartoonish super heroes and now it’s time to move on to the BCU.
“I’ve already devised a 247-film story arc that will start with the Desperate Dan origins story. That will be followed by how Dennis became a Menace then how the Bash Street Kids formed.
“It culminates in a 23-movie finale where literally every DC Thomson character has screen time for just under two seconds.
“Let’s face it, none of the characters in the Beano, Dandy or Beezer have superhuman powers – I mean no-one in the BCU ever got bit by anything, did they? If you don’t count Gnasher – so their stories are already more real than Ironman, Spiderman or that guy with the bow and arrow – I forget his name.
“Angelina Jolie has already signed up for nine movies as Beryl the Peril and The Rock has agreed to play Walter the Softy.
“I think you’ll all be pleasantly surprised.”
Desperate Dan: Legend of the Cowpie opens late next year.
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