Producers have confirmed that every single dinosaur in Jurassic World Dominion will be naked for all the time they are onscreen, which will make it the sexist film yet in the popular franchise.
“Yeah, every single dinosaur in the picture is going to be naked,” confirmed director Colin Trevorrow.
“The whole way through, you are not going to see a single dinosaur wearing even underwear. They’re all nude, all the time.”
Mr Trevorrow explained that the time for coyness was over.
“We know why most people love the Jurassic franchise,” he explained.
“I mean, granted, there’s some freaks who enjoy the adventure and excitement, but for the majority of us it’s the thrill of sexy, sexy naked dinosaur action and that’s why, as a tribute to the fans, we’ve got red-hot dinosaur nudity ll throughout this latest one.”
“Stegosauruses, diplodocuses, those really angry bitey ones, there are dinosaurs in here that no one has seen naked since cavemen saw them walk the earth all those hundreds of years ago.
“Its going to blow people’s minds.”
It is understood that an extended unrated cut of Jurassic World Dominion will be available on Blu-ray which will feature an extra thirty minutes of dinosaur nudity and will only be available in specialised stores
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