It’s the weekend! Why not distract yourself from the grinding misery of existence by drinking yourself into a stupor and passing out in front of these films.
Saturday
Good Will Hunting 5* 21.00
Matt Damon does hard sums while Ben Affleck looks confused.
Robin Williams won an Oscar for best beard.
High Noon Paramount Network 14.30
Grumpy sheriff is grumpy because everyone hates him because he’s grumpy.
Enemy of the State ITV4 21.00
Will Smith buys lady’s underwear with disastrous consequences.
Stealth Christmas Film.
Sunday
The Remains of the Day Sony Movies 13.35
Hannibal Lector moons about an old house after failing to get off with Emma Thompson in 90s butler classic.
Field of Dreams Film4 16.55
Ghostly baseball players send farmer insane leading him to destroy his crops and leave his young family penniless, hungry and friends with a failed writer.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Film4 15.15
Angry toys smash everything up for no apparent reason.
Netflix Film of the Weekend
Gladiator
Australian Gladiator from Spain beats up Oliver Reed’s giraffe leading to the most anti-climactic ending in movies.
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