Four new Bucks Fizz biopics planned – one for each member

Bucks Fizz fans will be left struggling to ‘make their minds up’ when four new biopics are released, one for each member of the group.

“The Bucks Fizz story is too big for one movie,” explained director Sir Sam Mendes.

“Whipping their skirts off, winning Eurovision, having a comeback with that weird ‘Mumble Sarah’ song, one of them opening a kebab shop.

“Although, that was the bloke from Dollar.

“Hang on though, wasn’t the bloke from Dollar in Bucks Fizz for a while? Blimey. So, we might actually need five films. Maybe even six films to really do justice to all the kebab van business.”

It is currently unclear whether the films will all be released at the same time or will be staggered in some way.

Bucks Fizz are one of the most innovative British bands of all time who pioneered the stunning move of having two male members of the band whip off the female members skirts at the climax of a song in such a definitive way that no band has ever tried it since.

“I’m honoured to be able to tell the Bucks Fizz story in full,” said Sir Sam.

It is understood that he originally wanted to tell the story of The Fall using a film for each member, but that would have taken 67 films and would have brought the British film industry to a halt.