JFK

Epic sweeping fantasy about sixties America. Wake up SHEEPLE! It’s time for the TRUTH! Big Government is lying to you and only Oliver Stone and Robin Hood can save you. President gets shot, Robin Hood likes the president so much he decides there must be a massive conspiracy of elites and industrialists and eyebrows. He does a legal and loses because THEY didn’t want him to win.

Kevin Costner, adjustig round spectacles. Porbably from the 90s. JFK

Trivia

Originally, Kurt Russell was set to play Jim Garrison, but director Oliver Stone found out he was part of the Military-Industrial Complex who murdered President Kennedy and so went with Kevin Costner instead.

The story was originally planned as a murder-mystery plot for Murder She Wrote.

Joe Pesci’s distinctive eyebrows are played by the chameleonic Meryl Streep.

Still fighting the good fight, Stone is planning a new film that reveals how the Deep State and Military-Industrial Complex murdered Harambe and made that old woman put the cat in the bin

Bloopers

As Jim Garrison goes to bed after having stayed up to read the Warren Report, he can be seen wearing a t-shirt reading ‘I Shot JR’ – a reference to an abandoned plotline

Quotes

“Back, and to the side. Back, and to the side. Put your left leg in, your left leg out. Oops, upside your head. Do the Harlem Shuffle.”

Details

Full Name: JFK

Duration: About six weeks. It goes on forever. There’s also apparently a director’s cut which lasts until the sun cools and humanity has long been extinct.

Release: 1991 (or was it? Maybe that’s just what they want you to think)

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