‘Falcon and The Winter Soldier Nights’ to explore characters’ profound sexual attraction

Disney+ have announced Falcon and The Winter Soldier Nights, a new late-night sexy adult spin-off from their hit 2021 show that will explore the incredible sexual attraction between Bucky Barnes and Sam Wilson.

“It became clear early on in the writing process that there is an explicit and profound sexual attraction between the two men,” said director Kari Skogland.

“But, we’d already set up Falcon and The Winter Soldier to be a family show, so exploring the characters sexual relationship in the explicit and frank way that it demanded just wasn’t on.”

So, Kari hit upon solution inspired by an eighties classic.

“Baywatch Nights,” she laughs.

“With Baywatch Nights, producers were able to explore much more adult themes than the original Baywatch, like drugs, vampires, and 600-year-old frozen Vikings.

“So, similarly, we can use Falcon and The Winter Soldier Nights to really get down and dirty with Sam and Bucky.”

Skogland promises that the steamy new show will feature:

• Explicit full-frontal nudity.
• A five-minute, mid-air sex-scene between the two men using Sam’s Falcon suit to keep them hovering high above the night-time ocean.
• ‘Inventive’ erotic use of Bucky’s vibranium arm.
• A sexy threesome with an as-yet unrevealed Marvel favourite who will make a guest appearance later in the series. Early and intriguing rumours suggest The Hulk

Falcon and The Winter Soldier Nights will chart the passionate love-affair between the two men, but Skogland refuses to say whether or not the affair ends happily or not.

“No, I’m revealing nothing, you’ll have to watch it to find out,” she laughs.

“One thing I would say, though. I think fans should be prepared with a big box of tissues for the final episode.

“For one reason or another.”

Sandra Bullock crowned World Arm-Wrestling champion

Congratulations to Sandra Bullock who has beaten some of the best competitors on the planet to become World Arm-Wrestling Champion.

The accolade is particularly impressive as she had to defeat Dave ‘Arm-bastard’ Stanley, the undefeated world arm-wrestling champion for the past four years.

“I’ve always loved arm-wrestling,” said the Blind Side star.

“When I was a kid, it was all I wanted to be. I was a junior champion and up until I was 12, it was my whole life. But, I needed to be sensible, the chances of making it as a professional arm-wrestler in the eighties were a million-to-one, so I gave up my dream and settled on being a Hollywood megastar instead.”

However, the arm-wrestling bug had bitten deep and throughout her successful, Oscar-winning career, she couldn’t shake her dream and in early 2016 she took a break from Hollywood and returned to the tiny, back-street arm-wrestling gym she’d spent so much time in as a little girl.

“It was tough at first, I mean, it had been 40 years since I’d last bucked biceps,” she laughed

“But, you know, I had a twelve-year-old girl in me that wanted this more than anything. I couldn’t let her down.”

Sandra Bullock’s achievement comes hot on the heels of Russell Crowe being crowned World Pac-Man champion and throws into sharp relief the disappointing performance of Dwayne ‘the Rock’ Johnson in the recent World domino-toppling championship.