Barbie Director’s Cut to include scene advocating for all men to have to wear dresses and bras

Following the huge 2023 success of Barbie, a new director’s cut has been announced that will include a controversial scene in which Margot Robbie’s Barbie advocates for the humiliation and subjugation of all men.

Coming towards the end of the film, the scene sees Barbie, her full hatred of men now completely overt, addressing other Barbies.

“These men. These pathetic, hated men must learn their place in all of everything. They are our inferiors. They must wear dresses and bras, and do the shopping and hoovering. They must be forever slaves to women.”

The new director’s cut has been seized on by men on the internet.

“I knew it. I bloody knew it,” exclaimed Stewart James, a man who knows what’s really going on here.

“Everyone thought this was a nice, light, gently satirical comedy about women’s place in society. But I always knew that it was really about being horrible to men, and making them wear bras, and not letting them get girlfriends even though they’re actually really nice guys, actually.

“Now that this new director’s cut is out, I hope everyone realises the truth and just watches The Flash instead.”

Director Greta Gerwig has admitted that this is her true vision for the film.

“Yes, it’s entirely about making all women hate men,” she cackled.

“Everyone fell for it, and now it’s in every house in the world, and women will soon rise up and make all the men wear dresses and bras and then laugh at them, the pathetic worms.”

The announcement follows news that Barbie’s sister film Oppenheimer will have a director’s cut that changes the overall tone of the film, most notably when the titular scientist says “I am become death, destroyer of worlds. Brilliant!”