Emerged from the La Brea Tar Pits in 1956, and slouched towards Hollywood. Adopted human form in the late sixties and despite appearing to all intents and purposes like a normal man, didn’t find success until the eighties with Big, where his unique shape-shifting abilities allowed him to mimic both child and adult to great success. Went on to become leading figure in the shadowy liberal establishment that REALLY run things and star in Bachelor Party.
Personal Details
Born: Origin unknown
Height: 6’ 0”
Spouse: Rita Fairclough
Trivia
He is best friends with Bruce Springsteen and is the lead vocalist on 1980’s ‘The River’ after stepping in when Bruce had a cold
His most famous role is 1994’s ‘Runny Beard Man Eats a Chocolate’
Tom famously collects typewriters and hopes one day to own all the typewriters in the world so he can sell them off at vastly inflated prices
His favourite food is mince
Films
Bachelor Party
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