
Young Tommy Thompson was born into a tough, East London working class family. He quickly realised that, what with Ray Winstone and Andy Serkis, there was no room for another working class actor, and so he decided to become very posh instead. Using science, he calculated that ‘Benedict Cumberbatch’ was the poshest name ever created – rating a staggering 99.4% posh. He took that name on and became one of Britain’s finest posh actors.
Personal Details
Born: Almost certainly
Height: Massive, isn’t he? Yeah, probably 6” 9’ or something, he always looks huge
Spouse: Yeah. Theatre type.
Trivia
Benedict is named after the popular Jedi master – Benedict Obi-wan Kenobi
As an accomplished Shakespearian actor, he probably understands King Lear, even that bit in the storm
Benedict is best known for playing Robert Downey Jr in the famous contemporary version of steam punk classic ‘Sexy Iron Man Solves the Crimes’
He sang backing vocals on the Bangles’ Manic Monday
Films
Dr Strange
The Power of a Dog
