Brad was developed in a lab in Los Angeles in an attempt to create the most handsome thing ever. After spending 22 years on a shelf in a museum where people came to marvel at his incredible handsomeness, he decided to become an actor and so he went and got off with Geena Davis.
Personal Details
Born: 1963, apparently. But, let’s be honest, he’s timeless
Height: handsome
Spouse: Too handsome
Trivia
Brad is best known for 2001’s ‘Sexy Men Do a nice Crime’
Big fans of late-eighteenth century reforming British politics, Brad’s parents named him after William Pitt the Younger
He has nine nipples and is so powerfully sexy, he can only make love to himself
His favourite Dire Straits song is Sultans of Swing
Films
Ocean’s Eleven
Once Upon a Time on Hollywood