Anya arrived on earth several years ago and was immediately entranced by the beauty and possibility of such a planet. She decided to make it her home and, as part of an ancient race of shape-shifters, she felt a career in acting suited her best and, beginning with iconic bad goat classic The VVitch has had a terrific run of hits. She is expected to subjugate humanity in the early 2030s.
Personal Details
Born: One would imagine.
Height: About a single Tom Cruise.
Spouse: Chap called Malcom, good hair
Trivia
Anya is 56 and has a world-beating skincare regime
She is best known for starring in ‘Chess, Bitch!’ – the story of a woman who goes on a murderous rampage through the Chess world after someone uses En passant against her
For her role in ‘The VVitch’, Anya was tutored in the dark arts by Harry Potter star Emma Watson
She can fart the opening two bars of Joy Division’s New Dawn Fades
Films
The VVitch
The Northman
Last Night in Soho
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