New free Android/IOS game just a button saying ‘give us money’

Fans of phone games who don’t like money are going to love a new game that’s just a button saying ‘give us money.’

The game called ‘Give Us your Money Dipsh*ts’ is made by Bastard and Bastard Software and has already been downloaded over a hundred thousand times.

The game is simple enough for anyone, young or old, to understand. Simply click a single button and some of your money will go straight to the company who made the game.

“People love playing games that just let them give away their money,” explained Jeremy Bastard, who coded the game in fifteen minutes while sat on the loo.

“They’ll give away their money to give the character in the game a different coloured hat, to be able to grow an in-game lettuce in 1 minute instead of 5, or to get an exploding chocolate button.

“The only conclusion to draw from that is that people just really love giving away their money. It’s the one underlying constant in all the popular phone games. So, it seemed logical to take away all the barriers to giving away money and just have a simple button to press that deposits your money in my bank account.

“Everyone can understand it, everyone can play it. A single game only takes a matter of seconds, and you can’t ever lose. You just simply press the button and that’s it! Your money’s in our account. It really is a game for everyone.”

Bastard and Bastard are already working on a follow-up to ‘Give Us Your Money Dipsh*ts’ – an as yet unnamed phone game that you won’t even need to download and play. It’s simply a program that exists on a server and every few seconds just takes some money from random bank accounts around the world.