Man Who Didn’t Like New Dr Who Thinks Anyone Gives A S**t

A man who took to Facebook to announce that he didn’t like Saturday’s episodes of Doctor Who genuinely seems to think that anyone gives a shit.

Matt Tennant, a part-time leaf-painter from Chelmsford, Essex, made the decision to dislike the new Doctor Who several weeks before the episodes were shown as he was under the mistaken impression that people would think him to be some sort of free-thinking iconoclast.

“Controversial opinion here,” wrote Mr Tennant.

“But I really didn’t like these episodes of Who at all.”

Several pages of absurdly flowery language about babies in space then followed which, sadly, remained unread by everyone because no one was able to find it in themselves to give a shit about what a part-time leaf-painter from Chelmsford thinks about the new episode of Doctor Who.

Happily, Mr Tennant remained oblivious to the wave of antipathy towards his opinion on the episode.

“I haven’t checked, but I bet I’ve definitely freaked everyone out with my strongly held opinions on Doctor Who,” he chuckled.

“Believe me, it won’t be the last time I do it either – I’m already decided I don’t like Ncuti Gatwa and not just because I have confusing feelings about gay men.

“So, just wait until next week, I’ll have some pretty controversial opinions about that episode as well, believe me.”

At the time of writing, Mr Tennant’s Facebook post has one like, from his Mum, who he told to like it.