It’s the weekend and all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
FILMS!
Saturday
Justice League ITV2 18.40
Batman beats up Iron Man because he won’t release the Snyder Cut. Or something. Look, the comic’s bound to be better so read that instead.
Fatal Attraction BBC1 22.20
Man owns rabbit with terrifying consequences.
Godzilla Sky One 21.00
Giant radioactive sea lizard comes after an older Ferris Bueller for being a smug little git and getting his headmaster in trouble for just trying to do his job.
Shout out to Erica who is the only person in the world who likes this film.
Sunday
Daylight Sony Movies 16.30
Sylvester Stallone has battle of wits with a tunnel. Tunnel comes close second.
Volcano Sony Movies 18.55
LA blows up because there’s a volcano underneath it. Science, bitch.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen E4 18.05
Giant robot trips over a thing, gets cross, swears vengeance on whoever left that thing there.
Netflix Film of the Weekend
Land of the Dead
Documentary about Eastbourne
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