Titanic

Posh lady does sex with a working-class man in the back of a car on a big boat. The big boat, furious at such an unnatural turn of events, sinks, teaching everybody a valuable lesson about having sex with working class people in the back of cars on big boats. Posh lady then grows old and throws a big jewel in the sea.

a replica of titanic shot from low towards the back

Trivia

A proposed sequel would have seen Rose pilot a spaceship called ‘Titanic’ to Mars and then have to fight for survival when it crashes into the moon.

A stickler for detail, James Cameron built an exact copy of the Titanic, filled it will crew and passengers and then sunk it, killing 1500 – just like the real thing!

In 2006, the United Nations declared Celine Dion’s ‘My Heart Will Go On’ a war crime.

There was definitely room on that door for Jack, Rose, you murdering cow.

Bloopers

Comedy Italian Fabrizio can be seen lying on his bed in the background of one shot playing Angry Birds on his phone, despite the fact that Angry Birds wouldn’t be released until twelve years after filming.

Quotes

Jack: I am your King. Bow down before me you terrible scum.

Rose: Paint me like one of your French girls. To be clear, paint me like you would paint a French girl, don’t paint me like a French girl would paint me. Sorry, I just don’t want any misunderstanding. I am paying for this, you know.

Details

Full name: Titanic

Duration: Oh god, forever. I mean, literally. Start watching this now, you’ll still be watching it at the end of time.

Release: 1997

Murders committed: 1

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Starring

Leonardo DiCaprio

Kate Winslett

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