Events at the famous Vanity Fair Oscars after-party took a turn for the dramatic as a drunken Nicole Kidman demanded Jessica Chastain meet her in the car park for a fight over the Best Actress Oscar.
“Nic was pissed man, straight up angry,” said a witness to events.
“She hit the whisky as soon as she arrived and I think most people could see it wasn’t going to end well.”
Sure enough, after two hours of heavy drinking, Ms Kidman emerged from the Ladies’ washrooms with vomit down her elegant scarlet Christian Dior gown and proceeded to harangue the DJ shouting ‘play some metal, you pussy. Let’s rock this lame-ass party.’
It was after being ignored by the DJ that she spotted Jessica Chastain.
“Oh man, it got ugly,” confirmed the insider.
“She just screamed – ‘CHASTAIN’ – and bundled through the crowd to where Jessica was chatting with friends.
“She got right into Jess’s face and kept saying that they should settle it like Meryl Streep and Julie Andrews did in ’83 – with a fight in the car park.”
Eventually Ms Kidman was led away by friends, and the fight was prevented.
In an unrelated incident, Ms Chastain’s Oscar was stolen later in the evening. Ms Kidman is not suspected of having anything to do with the theft as her and Kristen Stewart had gone home to smoke weed and eat tacos.
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