It’s the weekend! Time to take to the woods and dance naked around the fire until the spirit of Pan infuses your very being. Or you could watch these great films. Your call.
Saturday
X-Men: Days of Future Past Film4 18.30
Wolverine travels back in time to make sure his Mum kisses his Dad at Prom.
Goldeneye ITV4 22.55
Modern update of James Bond in which he blow-dries his hair before objectifying women.
World War Z Film4 22.55
Brad Pitt stars as Brad Pitt in film in which Brad Pitt saves the world from awful creatures who aren’t Brad Pitt.
Sunday
A Matter of Life and Death BBC2 14.15
David Niven applies for court hearing on whether he can come back to life to get off with girl he briefly spoke to. Apparently, it’s fine, if you ever find yourself in that situation.
Bridge Over the River Kwai Paramount Network 17.40
More Niven.
Man builds bridge. Other man blows up bridge. Everyone goes home.
Features unnecessary amount of whistling.
Apollo 13 ITV4 14.00
Tom Hanks gets stuck in space and can’t go to the moon. Men with tidy haircuts figure out how to get him back.
I won’t spoil the ending
Netflix Film of the Weekend
In the Line of Fire
Not as good as you remember it. Goes on for eight hours and Clint reaches for twinkly and charming and comes off as crinkly old perv.
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