Britain was stunned to learn that not only is Big Brother still going, but that it is actually currently on now.
The noughties TV sensation that most people assumed had finished in 2010 or something can actually be seen on Channel 5.
“Big Brother? That’s still on?” Exclaimed an incredulous normal person.
“That’s that thing where they put all those randoms in a house together and everyone watches to see if any of them have sex?”
“That’s honestly still on telly? Well, I can’t believe it. I thought that went out with Twilight and thinking Tony Blair is a good idea.”
It is estimated that this current series of Big Brother is mainly being watched by confused old people who think the writing on Coronation Street has really gone downhill and people whose televisions are broken and stuck on Channel 5.
It is currently unknown whether it’s Celebrity Big Brother or the normal one and, frankly, I can’t be arsed to check.
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