Spider-Man 4 sees Peter try to prevent the collapse of a once popular institution

Spider-Man 4 has been confirmed, and will see Peter Parker attempt to halt the complete collapse of a once popular institution.

“Yeah, this is going to be Peter’s toughest adventure yet,” explained Kevin Feige, red-eyed, stubbled and chain-smoking.

“There’s this institution, and everyone loved it. For, like, ten years, maybe twelve, everyone loved the institution and were huge fans of it. Then it started to completely collapse. People didn’t like it anymore, it couldn’t do what it used to do nearly as well and everyone got really sick of the whole thing.

“Peter Parker has to save the whole thing. It’s all on him.”

It is thought that Peter, as Spider-Man, will do his best to save the crumbling institution by being really personable and charming, doing lots of backflips and swinging around on spiderwebs.

“Christ, I hope that’s enough. I really hope that’s enough,” sobbed Feige.