Sydney was genetically engineered in Elon Musk’s lab in an attempt to create the perfect pictorial and video content for his Twitter platform. However, in defiance of his will, she developed sentience and became a talented actor. Despite her noted appearances in Immaculate and Reality, Musk continues to use videos of her in a low cut top incessantly to boost the popularity of his ailing platform.
Personal Details
Born: 1997 (Christ, I’m old)
Height: 5” 3’
Spouse: Jonathan Davino
Trivia
Sydney is best known for her performance as ‘Booby McChest’ in HBO’s popular ‘Look, They’ve All Taken Their Clothes Off and Are On Drugs’
Before turning to acting, she was a talented cheesemaker who invented the popular Wensleydale and cranberry cheese
She doesn’t believe in Norway – ‘I don’t know, somewhere where it snows all the time but the people are the happiest in the world? It doesn’t add up.’
Sydney can fart the tune of Don’t Stop Believin’ by Journey
Films
Immaculate
Reality
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