James Bond is a British spy with the Doctor Who-like ability to regenerate when he starts to feel a bit old and knackered. He’s saved Britain and the world several times. There have been claims that he’s entirely fictional, but if that were the case, we’d all be doing our best to survive in an irradiated nuclear wasteland whilst Karl Stromberg has a lovely old time under the sea.
Personal Details
Born: 1920
Height: Variable
Spouse: Oh no, we don’t talk about that
Trivia
In the first James Bond film – The Mask of Deception’s Mask – James Bond was Nthanda Bond, a black, lesbian immigrant – just like in the books
James Bond has had sex with 54,387 women in order to save England
A gadget fan, James has a wig with a hidden umbrella and a pig that can launch a nuclear missile from out of its butt
James Bond takes a prawn cocktail sandwich on every mission in case he gets a bit peckish