Adam Driver

Adam came to prominence as Sexy Darth Vader in Star Wars sequel trilogy that ruined everyone’s childhood. AGAIN. Ever since then he’s done lots of serious acting in serious films about serious things but he’s basically a complete space bastard and always will be.

A toy Darth Vader, photographed to look human sized
Adam in his most famous role as Darth vader

Personal Details

Born: From out of a lady

Height: Pretty tall, but not as tall as Chevy Chase. Which is the standard measure of height amongst Hollywood actors.

Spouse: Joanne Tucker, an actress who’s not been in anything you’d have heard of

Trivia

Adam is the son of Minnie, who is best known for inventing the golf club.

Watchoo talkin’ ‘bout Adam! He got his big break playing Gary Cole in the original stage version of Diff’rent Strokes.

He prepared for his most famous role of Darth Vader by driving around in a Death Star and showing everyone his shiny helmet.

Adam was born with nine buttocks

Films

Star Wars

Marriage Story

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