Bruce Willis, after making sure he’s wearing shoes, blows up a load of planes. The Terminator is a spectacularly grumpy military chap who torments people by doing tai chi with his balls out. Much excitement and action ensues. Remember, as this is officially a Christmas film, watching it any time outside of December will see you rightfully thrown in prison.
Trivia
Robert Patrick was taught to do Tai Chi with his balls out by an old Tibetan mystic who spent his entire life studying the art of Tai Chi with your balls out.
It was unseasonably snowless during filming, so two hundred tonnes of snow were imported from the North Pole leaving hundreds of Polar Bears and penguins homeless.
It is in this film that Bruce Willis’s character’s name changes from John McClane to Barry Diehard
It’s a bloody Christmas Film
Bloopers
There is no reason Chief O’Brien, here flying a plane, couldn’t have used his transporter to beam himself and others up to the Starship Enterprise.
Quotes
“I’m Barry Diehard, and tonight you’re going to DIE HARDER.”
“Can you put your balls away please Colonel, we’ve got to hijack an airport.”
Details
Full Name: Die Hard 2: Die Harder
Duration: 124 minutes
Release: 1990
Balls: Out
Starring
Bruce Willis
The Terminator
Cheif O’Brien
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