It seems that the next Avengers film title may have been inadvertently leaked by one of its stars.
According to Robert Pratt, a regular in the Royal Oak on the High Street in Chelmsford Essex, the title will be Avengers: Everyone Totally Dies.
“Yeah, my brother-in-law, Mucky Barry, he said he ran into that Bunderdunk Cumberland bloke from that Sherlock Holmes in the khazis in the Splintered Foot, you know, down on the estate,” said Mr Pratt, as he enjoyed his third pint of the morning.
“He was getting some johnnies out the machine and it wasn’t working so Mucky Barry gave it a whack, because, you know, nothing works down there. It’s a craphole.
“So, yeah he said Sherlock Cumbersome was a nice bloke about it, they had a chat and then he went – ‘Got to go, I’m filming that Avengers: Everyone Totally Dies – and he left.
“So I guess it must be true, you know, if Sherlock says so.”
Mr Pratt had his theories as to what the title means.
“Well, I reckon it means that everyone totally dies, you know, all of them – Iron Face, Hair man, Bulk, all of them.
“Bold move.”
Mr Pratt then went on to explain how ‘that Scarlett Widow bird’ once asked him if he fancied a pint, but she wasn’t famous then so he said no.
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