Month: March 2023

Vestments of My Uncle’s Ruin is the acclaimed four-hour long epic about a dying farmer’s failed harvest told entirely in first person view. […]

“I mean, crazy, imaginative aliens and strange exciting planets are one thing, but where’s the immaculate tailoring and good hats?” […]

“Finally, someone has looked at Vertigo and gone ‘yeah, it’s okay, but I could definitely do it better’” […]

“I’ve studied that footage, and it’s just a leopard.” […]

“We’ll see what life is like for a retired xenomorph with a near wordless opening ten minutes depicting her days working on her farm.” […]

“Yes, getting trapped up a 2,000 ft high tower is terrifying but worse than that would be if that tower came after you where you lived.” […]

“Doctor Strange, you’ve got a really great beard, can you get us to our universe?” […]

“The original Minder exhibition in 1985 was our most successful exhibition of all time, even eclipsing the 1972 Treasures of Tutankhamun exhibition.” […]

In many cases, the headline is wildly misleading and there is only a picture of a fully-clothed Scarlett on the article because you’ve got to draw a line somewhere. […]

“She got right into Michelle’s face and kept saying that they should settle it like Meryl Streep and Julie Andrews did in ’83 – with a fight in the car park.” […]

“Anatomy of a Fall is a daring and gripping courtroom drama, but it doesn’t have a bit where the lead guy rips out the baddy’s throat.” […]

“I think we ended up watching The Rise of Gru again instead. Man, those minions crack me up.”
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The classic Belgian film that everyone is now duty bound to grimly sit through after Sight and Sound recently named it the greatest film of all time. […]

“You look at what they did with the reef and everything, and then you look at what I did with Swindon. It’s no competition.” […]