Woah, imagine if this film was about the adventures of that ladybird who got trapped in Barry Onions’ ear and got a load of Frantic Headbanger poured on it.
First Knight - Sweeping romance from the time when noble British knights had magnificently blow-dried hair
“Over the next week we spent in there, I tell you, we could not have made it any funnier if we tried. It’s like the Keystone Cops making a Carry On movie at Benny Hill speed."
“I mean, you want to really lay bare modern America, you need really get under the skin of a city’s Dungeons and Dragons scene.”
"The important thing is that all the promotional material and box art will have the words 'Battle Royale' printed on it."
“We needed a really strong sequel title, so initially we thought The Revenge of Mary Poppins, but that sounded a bit scary so we went for The Bloody Revenge of Mary Poppins, but that was even worse."
“If you, or someone close to you, has been affected by watching The Cloverfield Paradox, then we would urge you to go to your nearest UN aid camp for support."
MI6 decide to celebrate a successful infiltration of Smersh with staff trip to Bognor.
Then the rabbits start talking and I freak, man. I just start screaming.
Her performance as a helicopter pilot under investigation in Courage Under Fire is one of the finest performances of a helicopter pilot under investigation in cinema history.